|Now that`s what you call a barrage! French maid Julie takes more than 40 multi-coloured pies - 37 of them full in her face in one go - in this classic slapstick sketch from the clowning couple.|
When Clown Julie puts her best french maid outfit on, complete with frilly petties and panties of course, to serve the food at her Posh Ladies meeting she isn`t expecting Charlie to `help`. But he insists so she naively gives him the list of pies she has to serve to the guests saying,
`All you have to do is read out the pies and LET ME HAVE THEM!`
Charlie can`t believe his ears but Julie insists that`s what she wants so he does exactly that! Some 37 different flavoured pies follow one after another, relentlessly pushed in Julie`s face, sandwiching her head, and splattered into her hair, whilst she has to stand and take the lot! And that isn`t all! She is then bent over for three `Upside Down Cakes` in the bottom, then has her panties pulled down to receive a creamy country tart right in her tarty, creamy c - (you can guess the rest of that word!). Finally a huge yellow `trifle` is dumped on her head to top her off.
Not surprisingly, Julie is rather unhappy - not at the mess but because her `jugs need filling with cream`. So she obligingly pulls down her dress to reveal her lovely big boobs for a full soaking in the white stuff. The feel of the pie on her nipples and the creamy goo on her pussy is too much and soon Julie is fondling herself in full view, with lovely messy breasty close-ups.
`So what do you think of that then, Charlie?` Julie asks after he has watched her saucy display from two inches away. Well, as you will see see, it has certainly had an effect, and we`re sure it will do the same for you!
Then finally, after the sketch, hang on, cos Julie then appears on her own without her dress using up the last of the pies on her bare boobs and fanny in a sweet but sexy impromptu end to a nicely made 11 minute film.
Classic slapstick with a generous dollop of sauce!
Made by Julie & Charlie in their own home back in 2005, the film was written and commissioned by Splosh!`s Bill Shipton - and then left (undeservingly) in the store cupboard for five years! But like What a Ballet Hoo! (also available to download in this store) it is now finally being released and is a fine example of a real pie-loving lady getting a relentless battering but still coming out smiling.
Containing full nudity, it is ruder than the Ballet Hoo movie but still retains that wonderful innocence of good, old fashioned clown-style slapstick, performed by two people who truly understand and enjoy the art of it.
Shot at home by Charlie & Julie themselves using one camera. the mix of close-ups and long shots during the dialogue sequences was only obtained by doing all the lines three or four times! The couple`s dedication to getting the right inflection is witnessed by some lines being recorded more than ten! We simply spliced the best versions together! Sadly, that was impossible with the pie sequence, which is shown almost exactly as it was shot with minimal editing. What was shot is what Julie got!
As for the final saucy bit. that was not commissioned by us! By then Julie was just having fun and reluctant to stop!
A really simple idea, a vast number of pies and a bit of very nice nudity. Who could ask for more?